Hello, Sucker!

Why You Are the New Meat

by

Robert W. Farmilo

I am going to write this article with the blazing truth-gun firing away at your fricking brain.

I do hope some of it goes in your mind.

Then again, maybe I don't.

Why?

Because IF I let you in on the biggest joke of all...you might very sensibly run away.

AND that will mean I won't make some cash-money off you.

SUCKER!

The chump in the room is YOU.

And maybe me, too.

Oh, your reasons for being here are noble enough...aren't they?

YOU want to make some money online...right?

NOTE: Are you ready to get started right now? Yeah? Okay, click it.

That's why you are here...sniffing around, trying to find SOMETHING, anything...that will at long last solve the puzzle, break the code...and FINALLY start making you some cash.

BUT here's the thing. 

The deck is stacked.

The dice is loaded.

And YOU are the fresh, new meat in the room.

And anything goes.

You see, my dear silly fool...you are not meant to make money online.

Your basic understanding of how business works means that you will NEVER rise above the fear-based, job mentality that keeps you broke.

Living paycheck to paycheck.

Barely keeping your wallet above the water.

But hey! Don't worry! I am going to help you by taking the last few dollars you have out of YOUR wallet...and deftly transferring them into...MY wallet!

Thank you, Chump.

One way that I am going to do that is by creating very alluring sales funnels that will boggle your tiny brain into believing that at last, yes, at last...I am going to start making some real money online.

YES! 

And if I enroll in the coaching program with Joe Guru...at long last...I am going to make some serious cash money.

Oh, it does happen.

I've made some serious money online.

See...when I say that...IF I give you a bunch of screen shots of my affiliate earnings...or money I've made from my eBooks...or from...whatever...YOU are going to be gulled into thinking that I am Mister Trump-Tastic.

And IF I get a bunch of testimonials on the sales page...you are going to be impressed.

Look at all these other silly buggers who have made some money.

They are like me.

Maybe this will work for me, too.

Oh, Baby...did we ever see you coming.

We know...you see...how to push your buttons.

We cull the latest and best research on how to INFLUENCE you.

This stuff is so deep...it goes right into how your brain responds to colours and fonts and tones of voice, and facial expression...and so on.

And I am one of the biggest PIMPS around.

Really?

YES!

I am a fricking legend at promotion.

The on the floor kind.

The real kind.

I am the guy who gets you to buy something you had no intention of buying.

You come into my store...on your mission to get some groceries...say at Costco...and then you come within my gravitational field of influence.

You hear my voice.

You see me beckoning to you.

There is something so different about what I am doing.

You've NEVER in your insignificant life seen a product demonstrator like me...EVER.

And you can't help yourself.

Even when you say, "Oh, no thanks...I'm good."

As an attempt to brush me off.

Not even that stops me.

I retort, "Oh, I know you're good. That's not in dispute. I can see that you're...good."

And my tone of voice is so smuggy and neo-snotty...it's verging on being insufferably insolent. 

Like I've just bitch-slapped you.

Insulted you.

And it galls you.

It's NOT nice.

But you've brushed me off.

And that pissed me off.

And that's what happens online, too.

The money makers have an attitude, you see.

They want you to be hypnotized, and when you aren't...they get testy.

But what I've learned is that it is far better to let the person who says, "Oh, no thanks, I'm good..."

Let them go.

Maybe say something nice.

In a nice way, too.

And don't be phoney baloney about it, either.

Awful truth number one:

• For the con to work...you actually have to believe in your own lies 
• This is one of the great secrets of a professional con man
• YOU have to believe...for a little while...when you are roping in the sucker, that what you are saying is actually...TRUE
• It's like when you are an actor...and you really become the role...that's when you are no longer being Tom Cruise pretending to be somebody else but is still acting like Tom Cruise pretending to be somebody else
• That's how WE get you...the really good ones

AND the best part is that some people online who are working in the Make Money Online niche actually are sincere, genuine people.

There are some of them who are the real-deal.

They are offering real products and services that actually work.

That doesn't involve selling you something that then you have to sell to some other sucker in a chain of suckers being sucked in.

And it all starts with some poor chump typing into the Google search bar something like:

• how to make money online
• work from home
• how to make money from home
• jobs from home
• jobs online
• telecommuting jobs
• how to start an online business

AND so on.

And I don't know which one is the most popular search query.

Oh, I tried to find out.

But Google doesn't like to answer the specific question. 

And I get sent to page one search results that are NOT answering my question.

What's going on?

You are the fresh meat.

You might have some cash money that I can suck out of your bank account.

And I am going to do it before some other Mega-Trump can woo you with the smart talk and the pictures of my amazing life style that you can ONLY ever dream of having.

Here's the thing...my big problem...is that I actually am SINCERE.

I want you to make money online.

I want to help you.

Yes.

And I can help you.

But you won't listen to me.

Because I am telling you the truth.

YOU are NEVER going to be making ANY money online.

EVER!

Why?

Because you are stupid and lazy.

You won't do the HARD work.

And you won't spend ANY money.

(OR if you prefer...INVEST any money in your own business.)

Because you don't get it.

To make money you have to spend money.

AND time.

And it requires taking risks.

Yes, they can be calculated risks.

But they are...risks.

You might not make a profit.

What? What word did he just type in?

PROFIT?

Yes, that horrible, ugly word.

Not a paycheck.

Not a benefit.

But a...wait for it...PROFIT.

See how close this word is to that word?

• Prophet
• Profit

They both sound exactly the same, don't they?

So here is the rule...to make money online...YOU have to become a prophet to make a profit.

That's it.

You have to be an accurate prophet to make a substantial profit.

Somehow you have to see something that is going to make money, and then work that sucker so you aren't the sucker.

HOW?

• Relieve pain and suffering
• Find a problem and then solve the problem
• Amuse people
• Be relate-able
• Be fricking HONEST
• Do what you say you are going to do
• Stay True to the Word
• DARE to turn away from corruption
• Be very, very sneaky
• Tell people what they don't want to hear
• Prepare yourself for the fact that NOBODY gives a poo about you until they think you can help them somehow
• Edify people, raise them up
• Focus on the things we have in common...NOT what divides us

OR you can become rich and powerful by using fear and more fear to motivate and gather your following.

What?
Yes, you see...by conjuring up the image of scarcity...limited time...limited quantity...I can move so much product. 

You better believe it.

Whenever I use the basics of fear-based promotion, marketing and sales...I quietly watch from inside myself as The Suckers reach for the pile of whatever it is...and grab their item and put it in their shopping cart, and head for the waiting cash registers.

And it works.

Every single time.

And that's why you are a sucker.

That's why when the price is put up next to the product and or service it says:

Oh, we saw you walking in the door.

Here's what I mean.

(Oh, wait a moment...this will mean you are actually going to have to click on the link and read the article.)

But you aren't going to do that, are you?

Because you are too lazy and self-absorbed to EVER want to really make money online.

Why should you have to do ANY work, right?

It's just too much to ask of you.

And that's why you are NEVER going to make any money at anything.

Because you'd rather sit around binge watching Breaking Bad or Jesus Loves Me.

Sorry to hurt your rather fragile feelings.

Here is the link...yeah, it's coming in a few more lines.

IF by any small percentage of chance you are one of the VERY FEW who actually is determined to figure this fricking thing out...you are going to click this link and read the article.

But don't worry.

It isn't some sly little sales trap.

This is real content that will explain to you the minutiae (little stuff) of how you are being played, Sucker.

Here is the link:

===> https://www.helpscout.net/blog/pricing-strategies/ 

So maybe by now you want me to hold your hand and help you make money online?

I will do it.

And I will bring everything I have to the table, too.

Here is one I can recommend that you join.

And I will help you, too.

Yes, really.

But be warned...

...This one is the type where you find other people to buy what you've just bought.

So if you don't like the feel of that, you go right on doing all the usual crap that you have read about that is supposed to make you money online.

Like finding a niche that you are passionate about and...well, if you've been around for awhile...you know that song and dance number all too well.

Here is my way of cutting through the clutter:

• Get a TREMENDOUSLY powerful sales funnel
• Buy quality "traffic" and aim it at your sales funnel
• Collect your money
• Harvest those emails
• Market to those flesh and blood suckers
• Collect your money

Oh, by the way...it is VERY important that you tell the suckers that they are suckers.

It really helps convert the suckers into buyers.

You get naked with them.

This makes you ONE of THEM.

And they like that.

Don't you?

Oh...are you one of those who is walking by, saying, "I'm good. No thanks."

Fine.

But if you are so fed-up with yearning to make money online...I mean you get it, you see how it will be so wonderful to FINALLY tell your boss to go reproduce him or herself...and watch your Paypal account swell with PROFIT.

WHY BOTHER?

• To make money while you sleep.
• Have that DREAM vacation every blessed day of the remains of your insignificant life.
• Be able to get new teeth.
• Get your back fixed.
• Pay for Little Jimmy's new bike.
• Buy the wife a new car.

You need to be with the winners, and learn from them. 

Study them. 

Figure it out, Buddy.

• To make money you have to spend money
• You have to INVEST your money in something that actually makes you cash-flow
• That makes you a PROPHET...so you can PROFIT
• Or latch on to someone who is a real-deal prophet...so you can make a profit, too

Here is the link.

And it is going to make you a lot of money.

But you have to do your due diligence.

Research. Think. Feel.

Get the best sales funnel you can...aim quality traffic at that sales funnel...and FIRE!

Click this now:

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And if you are just so done with wasting your time...come on over to my personal website, and sniff around...have a few laughs...see what all the fuss is about.

Here is the next one you MUST see to believe.

It converts like crazy!

===> Conversion Insanity!

Yeah, and contact me.

Let's get to know each other.

I can actually help you make money online.

True.

Save you a lot of time and money.

Ready?

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Okay, I'm done for now.

All the Best!

Robert Farmilo,

World's Greatest Live Promoter, EVER!

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CB Passive Income System---The Lures, The Bait...The FREE OFFERS!

How to Make Money Online Using the Free Offer As Bait

by

Robert Farmilo

What I LOVE about Patrick Chan's CB Passive Income System is the very sensible proposition of giving people something they really want in exchange for a name and an email address.

Here are some of the powerful enticement advertisements that I am using to attract real, flesh and blood people. This is all backed up with quality content. So, it is impressive to my prospect.

This first example is a complete sales funnel that you can use to attract people who are interested in making money online. With this sales funnel you get your own, private back office. The back office is useful.

This is what some of what you get for free:

• You can collect up to 2000 leads
• You get to keep all the email addresses of each lead
• Conversion statistics, including earnings per sale
• Lead details, date, time, email address, IP address
• Easy lead export 
• Promotion and training resources
• Automated follow-up sequence (this kicks in the moment the person signs up to get their own free sales funnel)

The offer you are making is for people to get their own automated sales funnel that they can begin to use to gather leads from other people who want to get their own automated sales funnel.

The lure is that they get it for free. And with some additional work on your part, you can add some extra power to your offer...and make it even more attractive.

I have put together a video showing you exactly how I am doing that.

Here is another example of the same offer:

The best part is that I did NOT have to toil away creating all this stuff. For example, this clean and strong offer, ready to go:



Now, that's one of many banner ads that you could be using to bring yourself highly targeted prospective customers and clients to your online business portals.

Sounds rather grand, doesn't it?
And why not?
After all, this is all ready to go.
All that you have to do is add targeted traffic, and send those potential buyers into your fragrant and promising sales funnel.

That's NOT too odious, is it?

Here is another example.
Go on, click on it, and see how simple this system really is.
And how clean and nimble...the way it inspires confidence.
Once you start to interact with my system, you quickly get that sense it is top-quality.

Here's another example of the same offer...but in a very different approach.



See, for some people...they already know what the initials CPA stand for---and it isn't Certified Public Accountant.

CPA means Cost Per Action, and it can be a potential gold-mine for you.
Here's how it works:

• YOU get a link from  a business that has something to promote
• Businesses pay money when a specific action takes place via your link
• LIKE when someone clicks on your link-offer, and then registers for more information, and enters their name and email address
• YOU get paid everytime this happens

Naturally some offers get more action.
And those are the offers you want to find, and promote.

Now, some savvy online marketers find the best Cost Per Action offers, and then they also find the best deals on PAID TRAFFIC. 

So they buy some of the best deals of PAID TRAFFIC, and then they watch as real people are directed towards the high-converting best, FREE offers.

And the real people enter their names and email addresses, and the counter is whirling, and the money starts coming in.

That's what this deal is all about.
YOU get a FREE course in how to do this kind of online marketing...how to make money online in a very legitimate and normal area of the business world:

The Famous Finder's FEE

And this is what I am doing with this article about CB Passive Income System...I am exercising my affiliate muscle, and reaching out to you with some irresistible offers. I want you to begin to trust me.

Because I know, that over time, you will come to see that I am a good person to do online business with.

WHY?
Because I am:

• Smart
• Experienced
• Know People
• Have Success
• Honest
• Persistent
• Funny
• Lucky

I don't want to have to reinvent the wheel, over-and-over, again-and-again...NO Thank YOU.
I want to LEVERAGE my time so that I can do a lot of other stuff, so that I can LEVERAGE my time some more, so I can do more stuff.

Come over to my website...which I am tinkering around with:
www.robertfarmilo.com

What I want you to do is download the report I am offering you FOR FREE, and find out whether or not this really is QUALITY content...and NOT a lot of fricking fluff.

And then let me know what you really think, okay?
IF you are impressed, and decide that you are FINALLY ready to start making some serious cash from your online dreams...
...then you are ready to contact me.
AND we can size each other up...that way I can see IF I want to work with you, and you can figure out if I am a person who can really help you make some serious coin online.

There is a catch to all this.
I won't be charging you any money.

All the Best!
Robert Farmilo,
Direct Sales Expert
PS---I will roll out the other examples of the lures and baits.
Here are some hints about what to expect:

• The Penny Leads Report
• Operation Quick Money and Software
• Build and Grow Your List Fast eBook
• The Zero App Development File
• The Email Marketing Swipe File

Wow! Now THIS is a Sales Funnel---MY Ongoing Review of the CB Passive Income License System

Do YOU NEED a Really Excellent Sales Funnel?

by

Robert Farmilo

This is a test to see what you think of this amazing offer.
IF it converts for me---just think what it will do for you.
Here is the first part.
Make sure you click on this so you can see how the sales funnel will work for you.



I have signed up for this program. Yes, paid my hard-earned cash-money.
And I've started digging into the material.

The CB Passive Income System back-office is clean, clutter-free,
AND easy to use.

So far, I have to give this program a very hearty five stars out of five.

I did get the PRO Version. But you can make a lot of money with the
intro version. The difference is that with the PRO Version you can harvest
emails from all the people who are going to be snapping up the offers.

And it is the offers that are the gorgeous bait.
YOU are gonna be giving people REAL VALUE.
So you don't have to skulk around the back aisles of the liqour store,
avoiding people you've suckered into crappy online junk.

HEY!
Here is an offer to you.
Sign up for the system, and get into this with ME.
I am looking for a few people who are SERIOUS about making money online...
...AND want to be on the inside.

SEE, with this CB Passive Income System...our sole function is to send
people to our offers. That's it. All the other stuff is DONE FOR YOU.

And it is slick and very state-of-the-art...all of it.

So...jump in on this. It is really one of the BEST programs I've seen in
quite a long time.


All the Best!
Robert Farmilo
PS-Come on over to the website to get the best resources and insights about making money online.
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90Days2Riches, Video, Day XY, Making Money While You Sleep

by
Robert Farmilo

There is NOTHING more evocative of the online internet marketing savant lifestyle
---Making Money While You Slumber--- 

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To celebrate the Dawn of the Age of Self Rule, 
let me try and explain to you the idea behind One Leader
who comes along...and so attractive is this
One Leader's shtick that even YOU (and maybe even me)
are Star Struck.

And then there's that little thing...
MONEY.

Mr. Self Rule has a lot of money...OR seems to have a lot of money.
One thing is for sure,
there are a lot of people making money online from a much larger number of 
people
who are also trying to make money online.

IF you are reading this article, and have made it this far...you need an incentive
to stay engaged with me,
AND
That means an offer of some kind, from me...to YOU!
Yes! Something for you...an enticement.
But it better be good. Nothing minuscule or just a way to get your email address.
And get you on my very fortunate email list.

Everyone on my list makes money online.

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And here is the enticement.
A FREE BOOK, right NOW!
All yours, NO Strings attached.
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IF you do click the link,
YOU are going to open the way for YOU
to BUY your own FREEDOM.

Because as you know, freedom is NOT FREE.
Freedom requires funding---vast funding...in order for it to prosper 
AND
yield the FREEDOM to do what you want, when you want, how you want.
Along that sort of line.
OR...you might be well satisfied with being able to pay your basic expenses
and NOT have to work unless you felt like it.
AND maybe have enough left over to do a little extra here and there...
maybe a trip somewhere nice.

And for the few...the ultimate FREEDOM...to live as a Digital Nomad.
Maybe drifting along the warm and balmy zones of the world---feeding on the places that have good internet access...and cheap board and lodging.
and if internet is high-speed, okay, very good.

Because...to be crass about it, life requires cash flow
UNLESS
YOU are self sufficient, and don't have need of cash money, ever.
Are you...self sufficient?
Does this idea resonate somewhere inside of you...maybe bone deep
---that place where you know you just want it so bad.

But here's the bad news, right?
Always with the bad news.
Nobody is giving away cash flow. 
You can't just go and find a stream of cash flowing.
The actual dollar bills...swimming along in the cash flow stream...maybe
to spawn...IF you're both astute and AMAZING LUCKY.

IT's one thing to make a lot of money, it's quite another to keep your hands off it
long enough to be smart and make sure you always have some money
for when things are not so rosy. 

Ah, life can be so good.
That's why you're here...right?
Are you considering accepting the 90Days2Riches Challenge?

All the Best!
Robert Farmilo
PS-Dare you to click this link and see the first part of your proving yourself worthy
of your own Self Rule---to once again take action and grab hold of your dreams
by grabbing hold of The MONEY. At long last---it's Your Turn.
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